The Daily Caller’s guide to avoiding drone strikes

On Monday, NBC published a Department of Justice memo that lays out the Obama administration’s framework for determining when it’s lawful for President Obama to order the assassination of a U.S. citizen.

Basically, the president can assassinate you if “an informed, high-level” administration official has determined that (1) you are a senior figure in either al-Qaida or “an associated force”; (2) you pose a threat to the United States; and (3) capturing you wouldn’t be feasible. The memo goes on to explain that the president can order your assassination without “clear evidence that a specific attack on U.S. persons and interests will take place in the immediate future.”

Below are some tips for how to decrease your odds of being assassinated by President Obama.

1.) Don’t be accused of terrorism

This is easier said than done. The federal government has a track record of falsely accusing people of terrorism.

Because due process isn’t necessarily extended to accused terrorists, it’s important not to be accused of terrorism in the first place. We recommend the following precautions: steer clear of mosques; make sure your fingerprints don’t match those of actual terrorists (and if they do, consider having them surgically altered); don’t annoy flight attendants; don’t operate websites that terrorists might post on; don’t wear a keffiyeh; and don’t travel to the Middle East or South Asia unless doing so is absolutely necessary.

more here: http://dailycaller.com/2013/02/06/the-daily-callers-guide-to-avoiding-drone-strikes/